And the really funny thing is this: your website and promotions contain NO HYPE at all!! Everything that the site said was going to happen actually happened! My face WAS hurting from laughing so much! I did laugh with PASSION! And my girlfriend and I did have one of the best times we’ve had in a while!! Your show was simply AWESOME!! On our way out, Marria and I were talking and we couldn’t remember a time when we laughed SO HARD for SO LONG. If laughter is the “best medicine” then I think we both just added a few years to our lives!
You have quite a stage presence and an uncanny ability to both perform written material AND come through with clutch funny improv stuff. Roasting the venue and the Saugus crowd seemed like you were just making it as you went – while the Home Depot and bathroom material was clearly pre-written. BOTH had us in stitches!! Personally, I liked the Home Depot and Bathroom stuff the most because it all rang so true!!
Anyway – we had to go off to another party, so we didn’t get a chance to thank you in person or anything; but we both wanted to send you an e-mail and let you know how much we loved the show and how hard we laughed… The night during AND AFTER the show was simply amazing! Keep up the great work and good luck with all your future gigs!!
CARPE DIEM!!
Dave Henshaw and Marria Kee Boston, Massachusetts
Caught your show @ Il Monticello’s last night. OUTSTANDING!! I have not laughed and enjoyed myself like that in a long, long time. From the opening with your magic, your assortment of gestures and looks at Penny, the XMAS Shoppe monalogue, Mayor Mark, I had to get up so I could breathe every once in a while. Without detail I have had some difficult personal issues to deal with over the past 3 years. You made me notice how life really is in the PRESENT; not in the past and the future holds what we make of it. I truly enjoyed myself my man. I am co-owner of Gaetano’s Tavern on Main in Wallingford. We make the best wings around and a Sicilian calamari that has to be tried. I would be honored if you could have dinner at my place when you are back in the area. Keep trucking Dave. You are destined for great things!!
joe milot
I wanted to email you over the weekend but am having work done on my house and can’t even find the computer so I had to wait until Monday at work.
I truly loved the show Saturday night!! I can’t believe how great the show was. I have told everyone what an incredible night it was. I will absolutely go see you whenever you are around. The only complaint I have was I wish my boyfriend was there to hear your whole rendition of the correct way to visit “Florida” !
I was with a bunch of girlfriends and one is very prim and proper, I couldn’t even look at her because I thought she was going to have a stroke! That made the night even funnier. You are incredibly funny and I had a blast.
Thank you so much for a great night. I wish you tremendous success but I think that’s unnecessary because you are extremely talented! I have never seen a fire- eater before, that was pretty cool!Again, Thank you for a wonderful night.
Dinny Cavallaro
I don’t know how else to say this….you are a very funny….not good enough….you are a hilarious….no that sucks……you made me laugh so hard, tonight, that I needed to leave the room so that I could breathe!!! God bless the first guy that came out. He tried, but I thought “Oh shit! What have I gotten myself into here. Then the next guy came out, he made me laugh and I was already O.K. with spending my money during his show, but then when you came out with the shoes in the women’s toilet ( how do you know about that?) and the purple soaps and the guys smelling their farts and the blue water…Oh my God! I don’t really know what else to say but thank you.
Libby
You made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to be physically ill! Is that a compliment? Yes, it is! Please let me know when you will be in the area again as I am completely interested in becoming a groupie
You’re a sick bastard!
Keep it up! ( he he he)
okay so from all the emails I have read, your ego really doesnt need another boost! but you are the KING, on behalf of myself and all my co-workers at Continuum of Care, thank you for your fund raiser last night, we work in a tough feild (MENTAL HEALTH, ring a bell??) and as much as you were totally politcally incorrect, you hit it so well! I almost missed the show due to working late, and am glad I was able to get there in time, I plan to drag every one I have ever met to a show that you are in, It is true, My face still hurts from laughing so Fricken hard, and the way you made the audience part of your show was great! Knowing, when we sat at the front table that we would be “fodder” for the jokes, you picked the most perfect people to pick on, and life is a present, one never knows when it will need to be GIVEN back, I could go on and on, but I would only be repeating the words from all the other emails, Honest, I cant wait to see one of your shows again, and will recomend you to EVERY one I know!!!!
Lizz T Terryville CT
My sister and I LOVED your show last night! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! You are hilarious! I loved the beginning, with your music, and your facial expressions…it was great! As the night went on, it just got better and better!
I can’t wait to see another show, and bring some friends, because you are one of the funniest comics I have ever seen!
I just wanted you to know how much I enjoyed your show, and also wanted to find out where and when you will be appearing next.
Hope to hear from you, and thanks again for making me laugh so hard it hurt!
Christine Sheridan East Hartford, CT
I just got home from your show in Blandon, PA! You were great. I was saying to my husband on the way home that it felt great to laugh so much. All week we complain about work and get caught up in the rat race that sometimes we forget to enjoy life. After reading some of your other emails, it seems as though other people feel the same way, so thank you. I was at the table with the “uncomfortable mom” and pop with the “cool jacket” and Carrie with the “helping hands”. I think I speak for everyone at my table in saying we all had a great time. The only thing that bothered me was the lady that, apparently, had already seen one of your shows and kept interupting. I thought is was rather rude but you handled it greatly. Best of luck and much success to you.
Kristen
Laughed harder this time than the last time we saw you in smelly Blandon…You haven’t even left town yet and we can’t wait for your return…and it’s not like “we don’t get out much”…have been around the block a few times and nothing comes close…There isn’t another sole on earth who can come on stage…prance around for ten or fifteen minutes (not saying a word) and be hysterical…Thank You…Love Ya
Jerry & Elaine Fleetwood, PA
My husband and I and our good friends went to see your show last night for the 1st time! WOW…an evening to remember! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, with tears streaming down my achin’ face, you kicked it up a notch, sides already splitting, lost almost total control of myself – next time, when you excuse everyone for a bathroom brake, I’ll think more seriously about it! As soon as
we got home, I popped a Tylenol, expecting a huge ‘hangover’ today from all the laughter! I’m still a lil ‘horse.’You are truly gifted! Excellent combination of talent that is unique and entertaining. Bravo!!!!!
I’m proud and glad that you’re a prodigy of New England, which I hope means you’ll be coming back ’round these parts again real soon!
Good luck to you – wish you much success!!!
Dona Lucuk Naugatuck, CT
OH MY GOD!!!
Diane Gruner Naugatuck, CT.
We just got home here to our little trailer and I wanted to write you and tell you how INCREDIBLE you were!! We laughed all the way home in the car rehashing your routines. My husband and I are still laughing, my whole body hurts. You are THE FUNNIEST comedian I have EVER seen. EVERYTHING you talked about was right on- especially the ladies room stuff! Grad Night is a great thing that the parents do for the NHS graduates, so glad you and the guys came out to our little town – what happened? Did you think the agent said Nantucket?????? Well, glad you found your class ring…….we will be seeing you again! Continued success, you deserve everything that will happen to you……now
what did she mean by that……???