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We saw you in Las Vegas last month at the marketing expo party and I can honestly say you are the funniest comedian I have ever seen. I take in many shows because of my job…(LOVE my job..lol) and I think you have captured a way to deliver stories that everyone can relate to. I was laughing so hard, I almost literally wet my pants! You are absolutely amazing and after speaking with you in person after the show, I can see that you truly love what you do. Please sign me up on your mailing list so I can take my mom and dad to see you too.

Best of luck with your career, but you don’t need it..!

PS.. If you are single, the blonde girl you picked on is my cousin and thinks you are a doll!

Kathy Marshall PR Rep<br>Vegas Vanities

I have to say that you are the funniest comedian I have ever seen! I cant believe you were able to perform for over 2 hours. Most comedians start to lose their edge after 30 minutes but you were just getting started. I can honestly say that my face really did hurt from laughing. Its also refreshing to see that you were able to entertain us by not being offensive. I wish you the best of success with your comedy career. Please put me on your email list and keep me informed on your schedule. Once again, thank you for one of the best nights of my life. Oh yeah… my husband is planning a trip to “Disney” because of you! LOL

Katy and Carl Bergeron “EBF” PA!

Well, well, well,

All I can say is that 2 days later people are still talking about Lauren and Ryan’s “jack-n-jill.” They also bitched about sweating the whole time too – but I think it was easy to forget how hot it was when you laugh straight for 2 1/2 hours! After reading your site my expectations were very high – and I talked you up the week’s before the event – and I cannot tell you how YOU MET AND EXCEEDED THESE EXPECTATIONS!

You were a smash hit. Members of the audience came up to me and said that for the 2 1/2 hours you performed there was not ONE lull – they laughed the ENTIRE time. Grown men were crying – it was the best 2 1/2 hours I have spent in a very long time. The beginning was different (which I think all in the audience were kind of struck as “I thought this was a comedy bit – not a magic show!”) and soon after we were “loving every minute of it!” With all Lauren and I have been through over the past year – this was by far the most fun we have had in a LONG, LONG time! The show was sensational! You now have 70 more disciples! We could not have had a better comedian at ALL!

We also agree to live life in the present – I think we all have a tendency to think about how life will be and not savor the life we have today.

With thanks and gratitude,

Ryan J. Blair (a.k.a. “Mr. 5-head”) Product Manager<br>Latex International Shelton,<br>CT 06484

I must say that The Palace in Waterbury was the perfect venue for your shtick tonight. Great hall and we had a ball. I’m so glad we ordered on-line and got seats just seven rows back. This was my 3rd Reilly experience and it was even better than I’d remembered. Your ability to make it real, as well as hilarious is your strong suit. Although I haven’t thought about straddlin the mirror since I got home my wife mentioned that it was only last week since she was looking at things from a different point of view. She was laughing like a nut-case when you mentioned it tonight. Yeah, not only do you have your shit together but you know just how to spread it around…Thanks again for sharing your gift with us.

All the Best,

Kuppy and Crew aka. Pissuparope Productions Meriden CT.

You were awesome last night. Paula and I laughed for two hours straight. I don’t know if you realized, but my wife is seven months pregnant. She almost had the baby last night, with all the laughing she was doing. Dude,
you were big time funny and incredibly professional. We will be at every venue you play (within an hour and a half radius) from here on in. We will spread the word to all of our friends and family, brother.

Roberto

My name is Andrew Vilardo, i’m 21 from Prospect. I came to your show at the Palace Theater on the 18th of june. I was in a bad car accident in October 03′ and ended up paralyzed in a wheelchair. I was very impressed by your
show, i don’t think i’ve laughed so hard in a long time. unfortunately i could’nt stick around to meet you and get an signature on a poster or something. but will definately make it appoint to see you next time your in the area.
Thank you again for the great memory.

Andrew Vilardo

Best comedy show I have ever seen.. I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face. You turn the “normal” parts of life into “hilarous.” Thanks for a great show.

Ann Marie Watertown CT

You were absolutely amazing at Cugino’s in July! My friend Tami recommended you after she & her husband saw your ‘act’ at the Palace in Waterbury. I’m so glad she did as you had me in tears! I felt like I had an abdominal workout when I got home. You have this incredible talent of making people laugh (“I didn’t know?”). What an amazing and fulfilling way to spend your life! Thanks so much for top shelf entertainment. The next time you perform in Connecticut, make sure you upgrade to the Bushnell, Oakdale Theater or Shubert as Cugino’s decorations were a tad distracting (LOL) !

Take care and keep the jokes coming 🙂 YOUR THE BEST!

Kristin L. Apuzzo Paralegal<br>Carrier Corporation

Saw you the Summerfiled clubhouse. I have not had such a good laugh in years. You are truly original, a great mind, and a great talent. Please somehow tape your “bathroom” skit – men and women in the lavatory – this is classic !!

I am on the email list and hope to see in in Long Island / Manhattan soon.

Christine Sheehy

Your comedy show at Summerfield last night was excellent!!! I have gone to many comedy clubs and enjoyed your show the best. I have never seen my husband laugh so hard or long!

As Summerfield’s Social Committee Co Chair I was extremely pleased to have a decent crowd that thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Especially when Dave played on the issues of living in a gated community. I am also the co chair of the community newsletter. In October we will publish an article and hopefully some pictures of your show. If you would like a copy of the Summerfield Hometown News please email your address to me.

Hope to see you again.

Colleen Burkhardt