I just saw you at Todd Libman’s party. My friend and I were the first to go up to you to get your card. What a riot. You are sooo over the edge. I’ve already told my friends and family about you. Now I’m on your website looking for a schedule in hopes you are performing around here soon.
Do you even realize who you were performing to today? High class folks at that gig. Sort of funny knowing that. I hope to see you soon and buy a tee-shirt. I would’ve bought one today, but I didn’t have $20 left after buying
the gift. Just kidden.Anyway, you are the best comic I’ve EVER seen. That includes at comedy clubs, and on TV. You should be in the movies, forget this stand up stuff. I am going to try to have my cheap boss spring and hire you at one of our events.
P.S. My brother looks EXACTLY like you. Almost to a scary point. You truly have a twin!
Jen
My daughter and I saw you last night in WEST Roxbury – I laughed so hard my face was sore!! You were great and we wish you much success!! We are NC transplants-here so my daughter can play hockey at Nobles, a prep-school
Karen Moffitt Boston, MA
nearby. I’ll be moving back to NC when my daughter graduates form high school-let me know if you’re ever in the Raleigh-Durham area-my friends would enjoy your show so much! Please let us know when you’ll be on CBS -we’d
love to see you on TV. Thanks again for a fun evening (hate to admit this but it was the first night I have been out for something other than hockey since we moved here in Aug.!!) Good Luck!
I had the great pleasure of being at your how in West roxbury last night. I enjoyed you emensely….Good comedy is rare and great comedy is something we don’t see enough of……you are amoung the GREATS.
Betty Warren
Thank you so much for making me laugh.
I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME SHOW. WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST SO I CAN BE NOTIFIED IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMING IN THE NEW YORK AREA. I GOTTA BRING MY WIFE TO YOUR SHOW SHE NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
PATRICK ROTELLA LOCAL PBA 218<br>UPPER SADDLE RIVER POLICE<br>New Jersey
yea dave i got to your show just when you were doing your condom bit, i spoke to a few of my friends at the bergen county police and sherriff’s depts and they said they almost pissed their pants. they told me some of the bits that you did and i couldn’t breathe and i was light headed, i was in so bad of a condition that one of the guys had their radio out getting ready to call an ambulance. any way what i’m trying to say is that you are funnier then george carlin in my book. when i get a party going i will definately hire you thanks again for making some of the
kevin teel fire photographer
cops piss their pants.
The show last nite at the Succop Theater in the big town of Butler was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Morty Butler, PA
It was the funnist show i have ever seen.At work the next day i was still laughing at the jokes you told.My wife never quit laughing threw the whole show and her mother was there also ,she is 73 years young and she had tears coming down her face from laughing so hard. You made our whole week because i know i’LL STILL BE CRACKING UP THAT LONG. HEY DAVE IF YOU ARE EVER AROUND BUTLER AGAIN YOU CAN STAY AT MY HOUSE AND WE”LL GET a case of beer and go sit on the new bridge that goes over Butler and then you can see what kind of town we gots.thanks again for all the laughs and my door is always open.
We paid $80 a seat to see Jerry Seinfeld at Oakdale. He was funny, BUT… I laughed harder at YOUR show! I think I’ll need my hernia re-stitched. Thanks!!
Stephen Burgess Naugatuck, CT.
I must say, it is true. My face truly does hurt from laughing! I’ve seen Howie Mandel’s show and Paul Rodriguezs’ to name a few. I laughed more tonight than both their shows. Every aspect, from your facial expressions, to the voice, to magic and jokes, etc.
Thank you for coming to Oxford and making me forget the two operations I need for a little while. I will tell anyone who will listen to go see your show.
I hope you get home safe and keep bringing happiness to others. You are beyond phenominal.
Penny Truglia Carbajal
I just got back from your show at the Palace Theater in Waterbury. Just wanted to say thanks for making my weekend memorable. I laughed so hard I almost threw up!
Dawn
I honestly didn’t think it was physically possible to laugh for 2 consecutive hours—you were awesome. Hope to see you on tour again soon, so add some more dates for God’s sake.
PS# I will try to remember you when I pee! 🙂
“Hot chick ” Jen and i saw your show last night at the Palace in waterbury and “I didn’t know” anyone could be that amazing!! you have a tremendous amount of talent and you were hella funny.we’ll be seeing you again.
Colleen M.